OH MY GOD...I don't really care if this is true, but it is the FUNNIEST thing i think i ever heard. This story comes from US weekly.
Apparently last week when Justin and Britney were both in LA and *gasp* they ran into each other at a club. Justin was there with his one of his many girls (Jenna, the one he apparently started dating right after britney--she was his dance partner in the Girlfriend Grammy performance). Anway JuJu and Jenna where dancing mighty close as britney entered the club. Sources were reporting that Britney kept openly staring at the couple. Finally, when J-dawg hit the bar, britney made her move. She asked him if they could talk, and he said that if it was "about them getting back together, forget it". That's when the shiznit hit the fan. A 10 min brawl ensued, with britney yelling about Janet and other rumored flings, to which Justin shouted back something about britney's cheating. (whoa, that's a new twist. Britney cheating on timba-timba-timba-lake!!!! That changes everything!! You dirty ho!!! I always assumed that Justin's over inflated ego was the reason for the break up. So now I say, you go Justin!! Have Janet, Christina, Jenna and who ever the hell else you want!!!!--mabye he should join JC's whoring tour of America)
Sorry, i got a little off track. Anyways, apparently Justin said that all he had to offer the little blond hussie was friendship, and if she couldn't deal with that, so be it. Then he glided his smooth self back on over to Jenna and moved on to the dance floor. (OK HERE'S WHERE IT GETS REALLY GOOD). Rumor has it that "girlfriend" was playing and that Justin and his flavor of the week started busting out some moves from the grammy performance. At this point, britney, probably at the bar with her jaw still on the floor, realized, "hey, i'm a dancer...i put so much energy into my dancing that i can't sing and dance at the same time". So, little ms. spears headed to the dance floor for an impromptu...dance off. (hahahahah oh god, hahahha....hold on, i need to back away from the keyboard because i'm laughing so hard.... holy jesus...if that is not the BEST. what i would've given to see that. I mean right now, all i can see in my head are those movies from the 80's where there's a big dance battle.....ohhhhhhh my goooooooooddddd.......ok hold on i have a couple giggles left.)
Ok i think i'm good.
Now according to an US weekly source (and this is pretty much a direct quote) "It was very tense and dramatic..very west side story."
trying hard to hold back laughter.....oh no....too much to hold in....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Ok now someone try to tell me that that isn't a great story. And as far as if its true? Who gives a crap...its the best story i've heard in a while......hope it brightened up your day as much as it did mine.
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