Tom Cruise is a brainwashing madman!

Aloha everyone! Don’t worry, Part 2 of the West Coast Adventure Series should be coming out later in the week. But for now, I just have a regular ol’ KT update.

First off, let’s talk about the big, big news. MJ not guilty on all 10 counts. Wowie. I had a feeling that it would be a Not Guilty, but when it actually came out I was a bit surprised. I’m not going to get into a whole debate about whether I actually believe if he is guilty or not, but I do think his career is over. Well, his recording career. I bet if he went on tour he would do well. Honestly, I’d probably see him. Even though he is a shell of his former self, when you see him on stage (far, far from stage so you don’t see the scariness that use to be his face) and he busts out that white glove and that moonwalk, you can help yourself. You just scream!

Ok, big news number 2. I wonder how Tom Cruise brainwashed Katie Holmes. Do you think they are drugging her? All I know is that is not the same girl that dated Chris Klein for 4 years and hardly ever talked about it. She just looks crazy. And now she is studying scientology? Yikes. At first I just thought this whole thing was a publicity stunt by both actors, now I really think he is brainwashing her. Oh, and check this out. I heard that Tom “interviewed” other potential girlfriends before settling on Holmes. Rumor has it that Kate Bosworth, Jennifer Garner (who is engaged and pregnant) & Jessica Alba all received calls from Cruise’s rep. Alba met with Tommy because she thought it was a meeting about a potential movie. But the whole time all he did was talk about himself and scientology, so she bolted. So yes, I think you should all go to freekatie.net and let’s save Katie Holmes before she completely destroys her career!!! Where is Pacey when you need him! We need a Joey Potter intervention!

Hey everybody, this Tues & Wednesday at 9 you can check out the pilot of Veronica Mars! Then you can watch it all summer so long so that you can be ready for the fall! Although rumor has it that my favorite show is contemplating some very big changes for next fall and that my favorite boy may be in trouble! I tell you now! You kill him off and I will not be happy with Veronica Mars! No tinkering with the format, that makes for an angry KT!!!

As I mentioned last week there is plenty of fun stuff to watch this summer. I have been enjoying both Six Feet Under and Entourage. But when I was listing all the fun summer tv I forgot to mention 30 days. It is from the dude that did Supersize Me (you know, the documentary where the guy ate McDonald’s every single meal for a month and his body shut down). Anyhoo, he’s doing a new show where he does all kinds of stuff for 30 days. Up first, he & his fiancé try to survive on minimum wage (hahhaha fat chance). 30 Days premieres tomorrow night on FX.

EEEEE! Fraggle Rock season 1 comes out September 6! EEEEEE!

And hey guess what? Jet Blue won Best Low Cost Carrier World Wide. How cool is that? They came in 2nd for best North American airline behind Air Canada (stupid Canadians!) Anyhoo, let’s give a big shout out to Jet Blue! Hurrah!

Tonight I’m off to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Later this week I’ll catch Batman. Oh, that reminds me, Knob, shoot me a call so we can make a Christian Bale date.

On one final note, I’m switching departments at work. As of July 6, I’ll be a member of the Market Research Team. You gotta love a new job in the same company. New job, new salary but yay! I keep my seniority and all my vacation! So yeah, I’m anticipating a lot less time to work on the KT update, but I can pull a Kelly Tobin and stay in at lunch to work on it. Plus, Jay has been monopolizing our computer at home to keep track of fantasy baseball and I can always kick his booty off so I can work on the update. Never fear! The KT Update will always bring you the scoop!