Mikey Look! It is Tom Lenk!!!

Hey boys and girls----quick update for you.

First off---Mikey!! You’re favorite boy will be showing up on House next week! That’s right, Tom Lenk will make an appearance (read: short) on the Nov. 15 episode of House as a flight attendant.

Tonight there are 2 big events at 9! Hmmm. Decisions, decisions. Should I watch Lost live to see which cast member (I already know actually) dies? Is anyone not spoiled for this one? Last week the cover of US Weekly said “Who will die on Lost?” with a picture of the doomed castaway! Or, I could be a nice girlfriend and wait for Jay to get home? Which means I can watch Veronica Mars which guest stars the Whedon tonight. Plus I think Veronica & Duncan are getting close to a breakup! Praise the Lord! He is so flippin boring!!

There are rumors that Aquaman will score a spinoff! I’d be all for that as long as they don’t hire the dork that played aquaman on Smallville. That dude was horrible. Really. And Smallville was superfun again last week as Tom Wopat arrived as an ol buddy of Daddy Kent. So funny, he showed up in the General Lee (except it was blue). I think that is the reason I like Smallville. Love. Inside. Jokes. Makes me feel so smart.

You guys are killing me! Arrested Development was ridiculously funny this week. RIDICULOUS. Watch it!

Casting News!
When Jake in Progress returns this winter Charlotte Ross will be the new love interest! Oh Charlotte, I remember when you were an evil, evil girl on Days of Our Lives. Then you were a hooker with a heart of gold. Soaps are so funny.

Brit Report!
Next week Brit will release a cd of remixes. But she’s not promoting it, she’s too busy taking care of baby k-fed because her husband is out trying to promote his “music”. Holy crap I read some of his lyrics the other day and I nearly wet myself, I was laughing so hard. Message to KFED: Do not attempt to rap. You have zero musical ability. Stay home and keep your meal ticket happy.

Finally, I just finished reading “Life of Pi”. This is the story of Pi, a boy who is trapped on a lifeboat with a bengal tiger after the cargo ship he and his family were on sinks. It felt long to me. And sometimes it was hard to get through and then after everything that happened, the end made me mad. I can see how some people take it differently, but really, I was like, BAH!!!! Next I’m reading “A Million Little Pieces” which is about some dude’s stint in rehab. It is an Oprah book but I’m reading it for my work book club. To be honest, I’ve liked most of the Oprah books I’ve read. “She’s Come Undone” was awesome.

Anyhoo that’s all for me. Next week I’m off to Miami for the thrilling conclusion of the nascar season. And hopefully while I’ away I’ll be able to catch up on some of the movies that are coming out that I want to see (Rent, Potter)….

Later!!!