Britney Has PMS!!

Yeah, I know, everyone and their brother already made that joke. Very funny. But come on, she had to realize what she was doing to that poor kid. At first I was proud of Britney, thought she had given her son a pass from the Hollywood Crazy Kid Name Game where clueless stars give their kids names like Apple and then act surprised when their little bundles of love are harassed at school. But PMS? That’s funny. It has just occurred to me that you may not know what I am talking about. How can that be! Britney welcomed her first (and her husband’s third) bundle of joy last night. The child’s name is allegedly Preston Michael Spears Federline, or PMS Fed. Hee Hee. Anyhoo, I’m glad to hear that Britney and baby boy are a-ok.

In other news, apparently my crack smoking has finally affected my brain. Threshold premieres THIS FRIDAY and the EMMY’S are THIS SUNDAY. I don’t know what the crap was wrong with me! Jeesh!

Anyhoo, the premiere of House kicked ass and was up 110% in the ratings from last year. My only fear is that Dr. House is going to turn into Seth Cohen. He gets just a tad too cheeky.

Prison Break was also up from last week’s episode even though it faced off against Monday Night Football. I’m still not quite sure how I feel about this show. I feel like it has lots of potential but I really am not emotionally tied to these characters. If Lincoln got shot and killed next episode that would suck, but it would be nothing like if anything ever happened to my beloved Jack Bauer.

Our fearless leader will be pre-empting our normal programming this evening for a speech on rebuilding the Gulf Coast. Ya know, I would like him a lot more if he wouldn’t interrupt my tv time with his stoopid speeches. Why can’t you just come on during news time? Between 5-8, that should be his time to make speeches. Once the clock hits 8, his booty should be kicked off! Anyhoo, because of all this Reunion will not air tonight. Instead, you can catch the next episode next Thursday.

So, this week’s premieres, uh, I guess that was House. I didn’t watch Bones, but brother said it had potential. Oh and I heard that a lot of people liked Supernatural. Too bad it is on vs. House and I shan’t watch it. Don’t forget to watch Threshold tomorrow night. Tonight is the big Survivor premiere. Will Bobby Jon & Steph be the former Survivors that join the cast? Since nothing else is premiering tonight, I’ll be tivoing The O.C. It is the show’s final chance to win me back. I also scored the premiere of Everybody Hates Chris from my new Entertainment Weekly. Sweet. I’ll give you an update on that real soon.

Next week’s premieres:
How I met your mother
Kitchen Confidential
Arrested Development
My Name Is Earl
Lost
Invasion
The Apprentice Martha Stewart
Desperate Housewives